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Q How can you tell if a from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?

Q Whats the fastest way to a from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q Why do men like love at from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.

Q What do you call a woman from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.

Q Why do men need instant replay from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Q Why do men like smart womenA from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.

Q Why cant men get mad cow from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.

Q Whats the best way to force from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q Whats a mans idea of honestly from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.

Q What do you instantly know about from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q What should you give a man from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Q What makes a man think about from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.

Q What do you call a handcuffed from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy.

Q What do most men consider a from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.

Q How does a man show hes from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q How do men exercise on the from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q How do men define a relationshipA from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

There were people hanging on to a from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.

A husband was trying to prove to from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"

Why is a Laundromat a really bad from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.